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Johnny Walker Blue Label: 1 500 kr/flaska.
LSD: 200 kr/droppe (tydligen enda som finns tillgängligt).
Kokain: 100 kr/gram.
Kokain: 100 kr/gram.
Safari whiskey: 45 kr/flaska.
Kat: 25 kr/500 gram.
Latte: 18 kr/st.
Öl: 10 kr/50 cl Tusker.
Cigaretter: 10 kr/paket Sportsman (Namnet – gilla!).
Marijuana: 7 kr/gram.
Marijuana: 7 kr/gram.
Changa: 2.5 kr/fylla (sprit med batterisyra för maximal effekt).
Kvinna i slummen: 2 kr (stamkundspris).
Människovärde: Void.
Framtid: Dubbelvoid.
Big Mac-index, FTW!
Soundtrack: ”Southern discomfort” med Eyehategod.
”Searching for a new dawn/I dwell in the unrest/Violence breed peace/Through chemicals and meditation/I find myself denying society and the laws of undoing/Our temple of denial/Perversion is insanity”
”Fucking in clear view of the neighbors/Lost control and made a phone call/Disagreement for the sake of disagreement/Torn between suicide and breakfast/Holy dog in a temple of broken glass”
Mississippi death threat/Mississippi dead flesh/Dressed out like a deer in a wedding dress”
Kvinna i slummen: 2 kr (stamkundspris).
Människovärde: Void.
Framtid: Dubbelvoid.
Big Mac-index, FTW!
Soundtrack: ”Southern discomfort” med Eyehategod.
”Searching for a new dawn/I dwell in the unrest/Violence breed peace/Through chemicals and meditation/I find myself denying society and the laws of undoing/Our temple of denial/Perversion is insanity”
”Fucking in clear view of the neighbors/Lost control and made a phone call/Disagreement for the sake of disagreement/Torn between suicide and breakfast/Holy dog in a temple of broken glass”
Mississippi death threat/Mississippi dead flesh/Dressed out like a deer in a wedding dress”
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Guldland.
är de skämt?
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Latte. Dyrare än braj. Rimligt.
I stockholm kostar en latte och 1g halvdant gräs lika mycket. Och dubbelt så mycket som en sunk-stöl.
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